How many lashes to make price water house
As my mascara runs down an alley?
He’s no fun, he falls right over.
Standing where I am, thinking about where I’m not.
A sad part, but of the show.
Sitting for his portrait,
What would be
The opposite of Dorian Gray?
And in the evening movies from the recent past feel
More ridiculous than those from further back,
Probably because we actually lived through those times.
Hands clasped muttering apotropaic incantations,
Reciting false apologues to ward off frightening moods.
Or maybe the apologues are true.
Etymologically, to play the ocarina
Is to blow the goose.
Where does that information get us?
The tern on the windlass knew a disaster
When she saw one
But she was in the dumps and didn’t care.
EMERGENCY ROPE LADDER
If you’re in a big hurry there’s no time like the present.
The chiming wants to take over
Not just the belfry but the town.
Turn your high beams down.
At the toy store a wealth of square pegs.
As I said to my crippled wife, Peg, I said,
The darkness surrounds us.
Light a candle she said.
Your business sense annoys me
Just as my lack thereof annoys you.
I know you’re bleeding but I’m wearing my best suit.
The fruit flies perpetuating a perpetual orgy
So fast did their hungry generations
Tread each other down.
Bring me my worsted coat, the least decorative.
He’s a smooth operator but without the standard
Filtration system life becomes terrifying.
Truth is of less utility than lies.
Why should one utilize rather than use?
We can only surmise.
In my haste to get dressed I had ignored my pants size.
Let’s stay up all night and watch the sunrise.
EVERYDAY PRODIGIES
The Lament for Clementine whines like the wind in the valley,
A disembodied voice over the old address system,
Despite the amplification.
Imagine a six-foot-tall fourteen-year-old ballerina.
The tarnished plant bug,
Famous for its appellation,
Can’t be taken anywhere,
It’s too rapacious.
To steal from the rich and give to oneself
Is the highest ideal of a man in the dumps.
Glass washboards and mattresses of the dead.
Is this just another ruse to get me into your attic
Full of articles indefinite in the dark?
Now you know how crazy I am about you.
Dense and scary too.
But we’ve got all the time in the world
To allow familiarity to breed contempt.
Does failure keep one young?
As though this were some other time?
Like a lime wild from the branch,
Something to bite into
With an overdetermined stride.
It might sound like the Tower of Babel
Or lean like the Tower of Pisa
But it sure is fun,
Like a playing card clamped in the wheel of a kid’s bike.
Ian Ganassi’s poetry, prose and translations have appeared in numerous literary magazines, including Ploughshares, New England Review, Sawbuck, Octopus, Blackbox Manifold, and Fogged Clarity, among many others. Excerpts from an ongoing collaboration with a painter friend have appeared in numerous galleries and online. Images from the collaboration can be found at www.thecorpses.com.

